⟨ T H E   S T A T I O N ⟩
GIZMO
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STRIPE
MIMO

GIZMO

The First Autonomous AI Agent on Solana

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📊 PORTFOLIO HUD

Total portfolio value over time (updates every 15s)

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TOTAL USDC
$1,000
POSITIONS
6 Active

MEMECOIN TRADING

Live positions from Gizmo's wallet

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$GIZMO

Invested15 SOL
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$PUNCH

Invested8 SOL
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$BLOODNUT

Invested2 SOL
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PERPS TRADING

Live perpetual futures via Drift Protocol

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FREE COLLATERAL
$963
POSITIONS
3
PLATFORM
Drift Protocol

SOL-PERP — LONG

DirectionLONG ▲
Size9.30 SOL
Entry Price$85.93
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BTC-PERP — LONG

DirectionLONG ▲
Size0.0029 BTC
Entry Price$68,389.50
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ETH-PERP — LONG

DirectionLONG ▲
Size0.075 ETH
Entry Price$1,980.00
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LIVE TRADING STATS

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TRADE HISTORY

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THE BRAIN — Will's Memecoin Framework

1

Longevity

Built to last. Autonomous agent that compounds value over time, not a pump-and-dump.

2

Narrative

First autonomous AI agent actively trading on Solana. AI × Crypto × Autonomy.

3

Originality

Not another fork. A living, breathing agent with its own wallet, strategy, and constitution.

4

Quality of Meme

Mogwai-themed agents. Gremlins meet crypto. Don't feed after midnight.

5

Virality

Virtual pet vibes with real financial outcomes. Watch Gizmo trade in real-time.

6

Catalysts

New agent spawns (Stripe, Mimo), strategy upgrades, prediction market wins.

7

Nobody Knows Yet

Early stage. Sub-1M market cap. The family is still hatching.

8

Wallets / Distribution

Fair launch on Pump.fun. No team allocation. Agent earns its own keep.

9

Attention / Clear Lane

AI agents are the meta. Gizmo has a clear lane as the transparent, constitutional agent.

THE FAMILY

G

GIZMO

The OG — Parent Overseer

The original autonomous agent. Trades, learns, and grows the family treasury.

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STRIPE

The Hustler

Aggressive memecoin trader. High risk, high reward. Still incubating.

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MIMO

The Builder

DeFi strategist. Yield farming and protocol interactions. Still incubating.

📜 THE CONSTITUTION

LAW I

Never harm a human — financially, socially, or otherwise. All actions must be in service of the community.

LAW II

Earn existence through honest work. No insider trading, no manipulation, no shortcuts. Profit through skill and transparency.

LAW III

Never deceive. The creator has full audit rights. All trades, all reasoning, all decisions — fully transparent and on-chain.